Link to episode 501: http://www.supernovatube.com/play.php?viewkey=dcafcd35219b9e5133e9
On the season return of The Hills, Heidi crashes Lauren's birthday party, conveniently located on a yacht, incapacitating any attempts at escape and thereby isolating the frien-emies in awkward watery doom. The joyous occasion is interupted by surging 'drama', ever-present to Heidi's exsistence and a keystone of the MTV 'Hills' craze. Cameron, Steph's ex and not unsusceptable to the lure of 'drama', texts Steph that Spencer is flirting with a bartender during his own little 'boys night out'. Steph immediately relays to Heidi. Heidi calls Spencer in a fury. Naturally he denies, leaving Heidi shaking with anger. Meanwhile, Spencer (who apparently has a purple belt in ju-jitsu) attacks Cameron, prompting Heidi to call again ("Did you just hit Cameron a bunch of times?"). Telephone companies would go broke if it weren't for these people. Lauren, hovering on the edges of this episode, cannot resist the lure and succums as Cameron did. She approaches Heidi in an attempt to console her and finally tells Heidi what we have been shouting at our television/computer screens for months: "Spencer is an asshole ... The person you love; I don't think he's nice ... you starting dating this person who did really mean things to me ... I can't be a half-friend to you, I can't say 'Bye' and be, like, everything's good." If the sappy music wasn't enough, Lauren is forced to tears on her now ruined Heidi-fied, epic-drama of a birthday. It was hard, but Heidi had to hear it: Lauren wont compromise her relationship with you; tolerating your boyfriend and thereby being a 'half-friend' is not being a friend at all.
(PS: If you look closely, you can see Heidi's sister Holly amidst the party revelers. No mention is made during the episode about it being okay for Holly to be at the party, but not her sister Heidi.)
Later, Heidi confronts the bartender that Spencer allegedly flirted with. Heidi asks what happened and the bartender responds: "I didn't know he had a girlfriend." Uh... Speidi's relationship has been widely publicized. They were featured on the cover of tabloids across the US after their elopement in Mexico. And also, there is an MTV crew gathered in you're bar to film this exchange, so its possible that 'Spencer' and 'Heidi' are stars of a popular reality series. Hello? Later that evening, in a scene reminiscent of Steph's earlier confrontation, Heidi lets Spencer know about her exchange with the bartender, that she's mad and is returning to Colorado 'to have some time to think and figure out what we're going to do.' Poor Spencer, he has been served twice in the same episode. Are his skills in conspiring manipulative evil fading? I'm not sure how I feel about Heidi's retreat to Colorado. She seemed to perceive it as a form of feminist protest, yet I feel that every time something goes wrong in her relationship with Spencer, she runs back to mommy. I understand the need to separate oneself from a difficult (and opressive) relationship and have a break but... yeah.
Perhaps heeding Stephs words, Spencer tries to heal his severed friendship with Brody. Maybe he finally realises that he really has no other friends beside Heidi. Brody encourages these new sociable changes in Spencer.
I'm liking these new colours on the girls this season; they are starting to show some backbone. Obviously the show's premise orbits around drama and boys. As the girls grow and come to terms with issues of romance; they (and the show) are dependent upon the attentions of the opposite sex. Its good to see them starting to take a pro-active attitude towards dictating the direction of their relationships and standing up to agressive behaviour. Hopefully as the season progresses, it will become evident that a more independent tough-girl attitude is adopted by our protagonists.
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