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Wednesday, April 8th 2009

11:31 PM

Movie Review: “Dragonball: Evolution”

Movie Review: “Dragonball: Evolution”

By Sarah Oakey

The adventure, humour and complexity of Akira Toriyama’s original manga series (originally released in 1984 by Weekly Shōnen Jump) will be sadly missed by Dragonball: Evolution patrons. Most fans had already come to terms with the realisation that the live action Hollywood adaption of the classic manga and anime series would be a severely altered one prior to the release of this film. These alterations are necessary namely to reach new audiences and make it more accessible to a Western audience. In early 2008, as most die-hard Dragonball/Z fans would already be aware, a script was leaked online which sent many fans into an uproar at the possibility that this pitiful high-school-fanfic-turned-reality could be the actual storyline for Dragonball: Evolution. Sadly, our worst fears have been met.

Most fans (and any reader of Wikipedia.org) would know that the rights for Dragonball were acquired by 20th Century Fox in 2002 and a script was produced by Ben Ramsey in 2004 but later rewritten by the director, James Wong. It was believed that this leaked script was that original rejected script. Not much has altered between the leaked script and this version of the story except that this production seems a heavily scaled back version of the leaked script. However the leaked script did allow fans to prepare for the worst. The absence of Krillin, Goku’s best friend in the original Japanese series, was sorely missed by fans. And the absence of Goku’s tail, Bulma’s blue hair and a drastically distorted background story for the villain, Piccolo, would also be demoralising factors for fans. But most of us held onto a thin vein of hope that this film would be close to decent.

There was a huge internet backlash. Most fans responded aggressively to the changes. Very few were expecting anything good to come of this live action adaption. And after many months of anticipation and a delayed release date, I went into the theatre on April 9th with low expectations. I must be honest dear reader, I now have mixed feelings about this film but I was not as disappointed as I anticipated myself to be.

The narrative was a severely condensed version of the original which meant the film overall felt rushed over and too many important plot elements were excluded. For example: absolutely no explanation is offered as to why Piccolo has escaped from his prison within the Earth’s core. And for that matter, why he is in league with the Saiyans or that he has a pure counterpart known as Kami-sama, Guardian of Earth. But I digress… The narrative was straightforward and terribly boring. The actors did their best with the material available but ultimately struggled with inadequate scripting. Again, not enough time is lent to building an emotional connection between the audience and the characters, leaving the romantic aspects of the story feeling hollow and empty.

The movie’s run time is 82 minutes, leaving much of the story feeling heavily rushed. At times the sequences and cuts are so quick, I just couldn’t keep up and had no idea what was happening. The pace of the film is so fast, it fails to build suspense towards what was intended to be a terrifying encounter with the villainous Piccolo. Piccolo is not afforded enough screen time to effectively create this tension or even make his position as the antihero believable.

With a confusing title which bares little resemblance to the film itself as far as I can tell, this film would hardly appeal to anyone post-pubescence. The fight scenes were generic and not terribly thrilling, even though the stunt performance company of Dragonball: Evolution was the same as that used for The Matrix (1999) and 300 (2007). The artful and epic fight scenes of the anime are missing here. Emmy Rossum as Bulma presents as a typical hardy tough-chick yet counter-characteristically abandons her comrades in battle to flee for her own life and requires rescuing by Yamcha (Joon Park), who in turn is overly annoying and ejaculates expletives like “Cool!” and “Dude” in an annoying repetitious attempt to appear American. Goku (Justin Chatwin), however, was charming and Jamie Chung who plays his romantic interest, Chi Chi, was adorable. Jamie certainly earns her title if her costume for most of the film is any indication. Don’t get me started on Yun-Fat Chow; I’ve never seen such over-acting.

Sadly, this film’s intended audience is too young for its actual fan base who have grown older since the manga’s original 1984 release. Dragonball: Evolution is likely to achieve only B-grade status. Rumours of sequels are circulating and with a little luck (and a better crew and more funding) hopefully the producers will get it right next time. I know I’m being overly critical, but in all honesty it wasn’t too bad. Fans may be interested to see their heroes on screen but shouldn’t take it all too seriously.

(www.sarahoakeyworld.com)

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Tuesday, April 7th 2009

7:13 PM

Girls from 'The Hills' Show Some Backbone (Spoiler!)

The Girls from 'The Hills' Show Some Backbone (Spoiler!)

Link to episode 501: http://www.supernovatube.com/play.php?viewkey=dcafcd35219b9e5133e9

On the season return of The Hills, Heidi crashes Lauren's birthday party, conveniently located on a yacht, incapacitating any attempts at escape and thereby isolating the frien-emies in awkward watery doom. The joyous occasion is interupted by surging 'drama', ever-present to Heidi's exsistence and a keystone of the MTV 'Hills' craze. Cameron, Steph's ex and not unsusceptable to the lure of 'drama', texts Steph that Spencer is flirting with a bartender during his own little 'boys night out'. Steph immediately relays to Heidi. Heidi calls Spencer in a fury. Naturally he denies, leaving Heidi shaking with anger. Meanwhile, Spencer (who apparently has a purple belt in ju-jitsu) attacks Cameron, prompting Heidi to call again ("Did you just hit Cameron a bunch of times?"). Telephone companies would go broke if it weren't for these people. Lauren, hovering on the edges of this episode, cannot resist the lure and succums as Cameron did. She approaches Heidi in an attempt to console her and finally tells Heidi what we have been shouting at our television/computer screens for months: "Spencer is an asshole ... The person you love; I don't think he's nice ... you starting dating this person who did really mean things to me ... I can't be a half-friend to you, I can't say 'Bye' and be, like, everything's good." If the sappy music wasn't enough, Lauren is forced to tears on her now ruined Heidi-fied, epic-drama of a birthday. It was hard, but Heidi had to hear it: Lauren wont compromise her relationship with you; tolerating your boyfriend and thereby being a 'half-friend' is not being a friend at all.

(PS: If you look closely, you can see Heidi's sister Holly amidst the party revelers. No mention is made during the episode about it being okay for Holly to be at the party, but not her sister Heidi.)


 
Link to episode 502: http://www.supernovatube.com/play.php?viewkey=585ff2e4f722b3228714
On the second episode of the hour-long season return, Lauren confronts Steph and (rightly so) tells her it was really inappropriate for her to bring Heidi along to Lauren's party. But this is not before Steph verbally hands Spencer his ass, finally (FINALLY) calling him out on his misdeeds. Spencer comes round to Steph's apartment to chew her out for giving away his game. But Steph, in a shocking display, stands her ground. For several seasons now, I have watched as these girls simply let the men in their lives speak to them inappropriately and patronizingly, cowering before their brutish and jarringly strung together arguements. I was surprised in this episode to see Steph carefully cross her arms infront of her defiantly before rebuttling Spencer's "Where do you get off reading a text message without checking with me?" with "I'm gonna stop calling you a good guy to Heidi 'cause you know what? You kind of suck." Spencer stutters around for a moment trying to regain his position of power in the face of this new Steph. Steph confronts him about getting drunk and punching a guy who Spencer claims was a liar. "Who does that to their brother?" (a brilliantly play by Spencer - a tried yet effective tactic: turn the arguement back on the other person and play the victim). Steph responds: "Who does that to their girlfriend? ... You are so obsessed with this idea of loyalty that you have completely abandonned all of your friends ... you don't have any other friends ... What are you going to do when you're single?" Indeed, Steph. What will he do? He has systematically cut himself and Heidi off from all friends and family. His exsistence is pertinent to Heidi's, who also acts as a cheif source of income for his job managing her (failing) music career. I suspect he will curl up and congeal in a gutter somewhere (fingers crossed).
Later, Heidi confronts the bartender that Spencer allegedly flirted with. Heidi asks what happened and the bartender responds: "I didn't know he had a girlfriend." Uh... Speidi's relationship has been widely publicized. They were featured on the cover of tabloids across the US after their elopement in Mexico. And also, there is an MTV crew gathered in you're bar to film this exchange, so its possible that 'Spencer' and 'Heidi' are stars of a popular reality series. Hello? Later that evening, in a scene reminiscent of Steph's earlier confrontation, Heidi lets Spencer know about her exchange with the bartender, that she's mad and is returning to Colorado 'to have some time to think and figure out what we're going to do.' Poor Spencer, he has been served twice in the same episode. Are his skills in conspiring manipulative evil fading? I'm not sure how I feel about Heidi's retreat to Colorado. She seemed to perceive it as a form of feminist protest, yet I feel that every time something goes wrong in her relationship with Spencer, she runs back to mommy. I understand the need to separate oneself from a difficult (and opressive) relationship and have a break but... yeah.
Perhaps heeding Stephs words, Spencer tries to heal his severed friendship with Brody. Maybe he finally realises that he really has no other friends beside Heidi. Brody encourages these new sociable changes in Spencer.
I'm liking these new colours on the girls this season; they are starting to show some backbone. Obviously the show's premise orbits around drama and boys. As the girls grow and come to terms with issues of romance; they (and the show) are dependent upon the attentions of the opposite sex. Its good to see them starting to take a pro-active attitude towards dictating the direction of their relationships and standing up to agressive behaviour. Hopefully as the season progresses, it will become evident that a more independent tough-girl attitude is adopted by our protagonists.
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